I thrash up from under the covers, pushing the spaz kitten off of me and notice Aeron standing next to the bed.
"Good morning, Mama!" she chirps.
"Aeron, honey." I flop back down into the pillows. "Mama is still sleeping. Please go read a book or something in the other room."
"I want you, Mama!" she insists.
"Aeron. I'm still sleeping, go into the other room. "
"But, Mama.....", loudly. Miles isn't making a sound, the faker.
"Aeron, you're disturbing me. Go into the other room."
"I won't disturb you!" at high volume.
"You're disturbing me now."
"I'm not gonna disturb you!!" at even higher volume.
Finally, I sit up in bed, give her "the look" and point towards the door. Aeron runs out of the room and begins to cry and wail for Daddy.
"Boy. She just doesn't get a clue, does she?" remarks the lump on the other side of the bed. Then the kitten pounces on my face again.